reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

DON’T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

*stands on chair*

ONE NATION CONTROLLED BY THE MEDIA 

*kicks over lamp*

INFORMATION AGE OF HYSTERIA

*punches wall*

IT’S CALLING OUT TO IDIOT AMERICA

pink sweatpants that say ‘anarchy’ over the ass instead of ‘juicy’ 

Fandom is cancelled, we’re going back to casually enjoying media and not basing our fucking identities around the shit we consume.

Hah, tell that to Tumblr.

My friend I have some great news about what platform I originally posted this to

The Get Down Appreciation Week Day 5: Favorite quote → “You know, life is short. And if you an alien, you gotta not apologize for being an alien. You gotta join with the universe and just be.” — Dizzee Kipling

honestly all things like your astro chart and Meyers-Briggs personality type and shit are all meaningless bc the REAL definer of your personality is what character you choose in Mario Kart

reblog this post with ur gender/sexuality, what character you choose in Mario Kart, and whether you choose a bike or kart

I’ll go first; I’m a gay trans girl, I choose either Rosalina or Peach (usually Rosalina), and I always choose bike bc I hate myself

I want more. And I know I shouldn’t. / Forgive me. I feel it again. The pull the light. (insp.)

do you ever get to a point in a fandom where you just… ignore canon?

do you ever get to a point in a fandom where you just… ignore fandom??

Every 80s movie is simultaneously the gayest and most homophobic work of film ever released

as a mentally ill, if you haven’t taken your shower you’re not gonna wanna do anything else. do that first. this sounds like baby advice but fuckin’ do that first

i understand that this is suspicious advice coming from norman bates but do it

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

hey guys… interesting news

turns out daily intestional cramping isn’t normal

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

I fixed it

You would not believe your eyes

If you saw me socialize

is there anything cuter than a sleepy girl??? i think not

two sleepy girls cuddledozing together

i was a fool. an absolute buffoon. you are, of course, correct.

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today