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Looking For My Lost Boy

@calgasms / calgasms.tumblr.com

I used to be lukeismybatman.
Jess. 22. Canadian.
In love with 4 derpballing Australians who remain out of my limit.
Lots of love xx
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so…. happy valentine’s day!! in celebration we’re gonna do a follow forever + maybe some smol moodboards?

but anyways… to the tagging!

mutuals:

others: (follow me back already lol)

moodboards:

gimme a theme prompt in my asks and some people, and i’ll get it done! it’s that simple. don’t even have to follow me this time~!

also if you wanna be on an in progress tag list let me know!

(last sentence i wrote btw is: “He knows he wouldn’t enjoy it, royalty or not.” i’m sure all my tagging is covered here lol so nine of you just post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as words in the sentence)

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silkyjk

i really dont think we are mentally prepared for this album. luke went through a breakup, michael is v much in love, calum got a dog… are there gonna be more explicits?? how much of the album are we gonna hear on tour?? it’s gonna be like the old days before self titled came out and all we had were shitty recordings of concerts.. im so ready but im also,,,not ready

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bitch we been needing them for the past 2 years

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If you need me I'll be on my other blog @sweetpeassweetheart

After 5 years in the 5sos fandom I'm just not feeling it anymore... I'll still check this on from time to time but I won't be as active.

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Let’s take a moment to remember 5sos.

They’re not dead, it’s just been awhile since they’ve done anything *cough* like release new music *cough*

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i just want all of my minor followers to know that if an older man on tumblr or in real life for that matter tells you that you’re mature for your age he doesn’t mean it he’s not your friend and his intentions are bad

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thepeaktrans

Same goes for adult women, they’re not your friends and their intentions are bad too. Men aren’t the only ones who can be creepy nasty fucks

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Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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If we’re on a date and you can’t afford it, speak the fuck up my guy. 

Men always talking about women don’t like free dates. False. We don’t like free dates because you just want to fuck. Netflix dates are cool; unlimited snacks that aren’t $12, not paying $15/ticket and no loud ass people talking through the whole film. In home movies dates would be cool if it didn’t mean you were 98% tryna suck a titty before the opening credits.

I personally feel free dates take more creativity and planning but whatever.

This, and if you are JUST trying to fuck, tell me that too. I’m grown let me decide if I’m okay with that.

“IF YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO FUCK, TELL ME THAT TOO. I’M GROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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The signs when someone compliments them

*looks behind them* what?: Taurus, Pisces, Virgo
um no?: Capricorn, Aquarius, Aries
Aw thank you, you too!: Cancer, Leo, Scorpio
Oh I know: Libra, Sagittarius, Gemini
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so the 1975 and arctic monkeys are both releasing an album this year and the neighbourhood just released an ep… 2013 grunge tumblr is making a comeback in 2018 

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childhood is asking your parents to go to mcdonalds but they say no because “we got food at the house”

adulthood is going to mcdonalds despite having food at the house, but not getting a drink at mcdonalds because you got drinks at the house 

Don’t call me out like this

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Tell me about YOUR crush??😝

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I have a boyfriend so my crush is him I guess haha ;p but I'm also really loving Sweet Pea from Riverdale right now so he would be my crushSLEEPOVER

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