"I was out in the forest, doing some research! I’ve found some amazing plants that can be used for both medicine and for poison!"

"Wow! That’s pretty amazing…but you were gone for a really long time!" 

"Aww, I know, but I'm here now." She swept him into a tight hug. "I didn't mean to be gone for so long! Ended up getting a little lost. But I'm back! And I'm not going anywhere for a long time!"

  "…Dare I ask why? Or do I even want to know?"

"I’m trying to prove something to one of my twins. But the why really isn’t important. Can you do it?" 

"Well, I think it's possible...for one thing it has to be cleaned first, so as it doesn't actually taste like crap. You could always use something like flavored lube around the area as well, and maybe look into mixing enemas that have a light scent? I don't suggest lemon though--wait, maybe for you yes, since it'll have the smell of cleaning products~"

"I was out in the forest, doing some research! I've found some amazing plants that can be used for both medicine and for poison!"

"Really~? What kind of science question?"

"I need to know how to make ass taste better," 

"...Dare I ask why? Or do I even want to know?"

((Tweaked the original script because fuck wagons that’s why.))

((Auuggggh. Sorry for the repost guys. The fucked up resizing issue was pissing me off.))

  "What’s up, Levi? It’s not often you seek me out!"

"I’m actually kinda glad to see you. I have a science question for you," 

"Really~? What kind of science question?"

"Where is that shitty glasses when you need her? I have some important shit to ask."

"What's up, Levi? It's not often you seek me out!"

//PETITION TO SEND THIS INFORMATION TO THE HTTYD FANDOM

NO ONE FUCKS A DRAGON

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A VIKING THAT IS NOT AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD

(( Haha, I saw your reactions to his death so I was wondering if I'd get a reaction to it is all! Now that you've seen LOTR, you can pick out which ring you want! ))

…Did I forget my birthday?

"You may have, but I didn’t…" He hands her a card. "I also made dinner."

"You're too sweet! Thank you so much, Eren!" She gave him a tight hug. "What's for dinner then?"

aint-no-party-like-a-titan-party replied to your post: 

hater lookin ass hoe >:(

also hello there :3 where ya been?

Hit a downward spiral and had to take some time to myself. Hoping to get back into the swing of things though!

Hange Zoe + Character Tropes  ↳ “If there’s something you don’t understand, learn to understand it. It’s well worth any risk to our lives.”  Happy Happy Birthday to the 14th Commander of the Scouting Legion!!!