you bottle Miette??

You crush Miette like the grape?

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

The Cask of Miettellado

“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

Happy to do my part.

Yesterday, twitter enlightened us to this:

Today, the Phillies broadcast, like COWARDS, changed it to this:

It looks awesome!

ALYSSA NAEHER HAS ICE IN HER VEINS 🥶🥶🥶

in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING

they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!

oh my god

Bringing this back

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

hang it in the louvre

My team.

Stina Blackstenius ❤️‍🔥 they’re winning this for Frida

"...it was written in the stars that [Frida's] best mate went and scored the winner for her."

ohhhh I love this team so much

Arsenal women wins the continental cup 2024!!

not THE alexia putellas liking this post and Sammy K REPOSTING?? oh Ms Korbin your careers down the toilet before it even began and it’s nobodies fault but yours. bury your head in shame

I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

It’s full of plastic bread clips

It’s for Science

At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:

There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.

They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.

I found a species that has not yet been described:

Yay for citizen science 👍

wtf?

Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier

IIRC this is actually part of the reason HORG was started. A man swallowed a breadclip and the clip closed around part of his tissue linings (in his intestines I think?). The specific shape and flexibility of the clip were significant determining factors in the removal process, as some bread clips have spikes and prongs that would have made extraction more complicated. They started the taxonomy so they could work out extraction techniques for each type.

are you fucking kidding me occlu like oculus or close and panid like bread. its a fancy word for breadcloser

happy very specific archive thursday, everyone

Tumblr reminds me of why we created the internet.

they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed