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I want to be nicole richie when I grow up. 

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

Claudia!

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

This is important

Love

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

Deep

#NotAllDucks

Or Flamingos!!!

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

mom… I have a lot of questions about this

Secret identity

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

Oh Jesus fucj

this gif actually changed my life 

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x

I am never dancing in public ever again

Can't watch without laughing