The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

GO, LUKE. RANT, LUKE.

and he was literally never wrong

I’ve had this queued since Christmas

sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

anyway

this explains so much about my sense of humor

Good boy patiently waits and helps feed chipmunk 

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Wife opened the back door and immediately gasped and shut it. Little guy was stashed there by mommy for about 10hrs before she came back and got him. 

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GONE GIRL 2014 | dir. David Fincher

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

“His favorite place is his bed.”

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For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. It’s much more rare for cars to wag their tails but it means the same as it does when a dog does it. This cat is curious and proud and playing. It keeps looking at its owner too, like “LOOK AT ME, DAD” and it’s so rare to get videos of cats this happy. This is fucking rad

Nope.. wagging tails means anger or irritation in cat body language.

hey y’all, hope you don’t mind me stepping in!

you’re both right :) a wagging tail means the cat is highly stimulated (think coiled spring, ready to go off). depending on the situation, this can be interpreted differently - just like people can smile nervously at job interviews vs. happily grin at friends.

in most cases, it’s safe to interpret overstimulation as ‘you’re doing something to amp up the cat & it wants you to stop’ (ex. unwanted petting). it should be seen as a warning; all that pent-up energy COULD be released as a swat or bite.

BUT in this case, that tail-wagging ‘frustration’ is the stimulation that comes from problem-solving (where can I jump? is it safe to go here?) and the excitement of play. it’s good to be wary of ‘cute’ animals vids, but this seems like an unproblematic video!

I’d like to add to this–just look at world-famous box-loving cat, Maru, who wags his tail every time he stuffs his body into a box or other small object. He’s clearly not about to attack the person behind the camera! It’s definitely based on stimulation, but more to the point of “ahhh FINALLY I’ve gotten into the small space, now how do I get the rest of me inside”:

i love everything about cats ever always

The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn’t worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn’t notice that either. We’ve been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.

this is not a prompt this is a sound explanation

Get to know these facts.

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.