There Is No Wind On The Moon

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

Nobody in this game has any chill

He is but you would not believe how little relevance that has to the case

They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

GIRL

English added by me :)

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

I’m sorry!? What?!

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.