This community rules. Truly. Happy N7 Day everyone 🖤🤍♥️🖤

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This is still one of the top posts to come out of covid

THAT'S the flying spaghetti monster

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

HEY THIS IS BAD

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

i wish tumblr would stop telling me things about horses

a joenicky hot take: they're not "opposites-attract"- couple, they're a "we thought we were opposites but we are actually very similar and equal" - couple. in fact, i would argue that is the whole point of their backstory. and the matching haircuts prove it

“The love of my life was of the people I’d been taught to hate.”

when the old guard was like “heres a group of functionally immortal warriors, hundreds, thousands of years old” and then it was like “btw, they can die anytime, still! they will always bounce back until one day, seemingly at random, they dont” and then it was like “what if you came into your immortal life alongside another? they are your partner in every way you dont know immortal life without them but you understand that one day you might just have go on for another thousand years without them” and then it was like “what if an immortal was imprisoned in an environment where they die every minute again and again for hundreds of years with no relief” and then it was like “what if an immortal had severe depression” 

Moment of silence for Panic! At the Disco I guess

By Fall Out Boy

How does it feel to be the funniest person on my dash today

How does it feel to

be the funniest person

on my dash today

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I GOT HAIKUED

This exchange made me laugh in a way that I hope everyone gets a chance to experience

So...it's been a little while since I last posted Shiara

Ron DeSantis just kidnapped a 13-year old boy.

Earlier this evening, at around 7 PM CT U.S., Rebekah Jones (notably one of DeSantis’ biggest political enemies right now) underwent a raid on her home by state police.

Guns were pointed in the face of her 13-year old son, Jack. They arrested him under the charges of digital terrorism and “on state orders.”

They are refusing to let him go home and they are refusing to let Jones see him.

These are her screenshots recounting the incident from earlier tonight. They were taken at 10:23 PM CT U.S.

Reblog. I don’t care who you are, reblog this. We have to make sure that this doesn’t get buried – it’s already happening.

An update by her. She’s the COVID-19 whistleblower in FL. The scientist that pointed out that FL was covering the real number of cases

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Her son is home now!! Posted at 10pm EST on Thurs April 6th:

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Oh my god

POWER MOVE

this is the first and last good post on just-shower-thoughts

shit man this got me emotional

left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world

right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankind’s deepest look into the sky

(inspired/from this post)

Rewatching TOG after a stressful day and

Can I just say I love how Andy: tracks down Nile, knocks her ass out, shoots her in the head for running away, drives with her to the plane, gets on the plane, chugs vodka and tells Nile god is fake - goes to sleep, pretends to shoot the pilot and then kicks Nile’s ass up and down the plane and only THEN asks Nile for her NAME.

Andromache “People Skills” Of Scythia.

i think andy would cease functioning if nile out of the blue half sarcastically half not called her babygirl or sweetheart or hon which is why i think it should happen, perhaps even while they are sparring  

jurassic world dominion headers

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ellie sattler and alan grant

Jurassic Park (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

Okay no but look at Alan's face. There's a shit ton of other things that could have his attention, all those dinosaurs.

But it's Ellie.

He doesn't want to take his eyes away from her. He lost her once, having her in his view is beyond a dream.

And that smile on his face is one that's filled with love - only for Ellie though.

Ok, but I am OBSESSED with the way we can see the moment his lips close around hers in the HD GIFs.

Like please. I am actually feral. I have waited so long for this kiss that I think I may actually have gone mad. Credit to @grantsattler for the amazing gif! Please go check out their blog!