im Just

People need to STOP looking at me

Mood since I was 12 years old

A-MA-ZING

Actual text from my sister when Katelyn debuted this “Holy shit. Katelyn Ohashi’s routine this year.”

College, and specifically UCLA, gymnastics seems like such a fun and encouraging place. I love how she’s genuinely smiling throughout the entire video and how her teammates are cheering her on and truly loving and supporting her throughout her routine. I hope we can get more of this in sports!

My favourite thing is the fact her team mates do parts of the routine with her. It’s so cute. And I love her

Whoa! She’s fantastic and y’all know I love Michael ❤️

Not only is this spectacular, but I had R-E-S-P-E-C-T playing when I scrolled upon it, and it SYNCED UP SO WELL HOLY CRAP!

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.

me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.

i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.

You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

random thing but i realized it might be helpful for some people so uh. theres this thingy where you can upload an image and it gives you a color palette based on it ! 

heres an example

and it also gives you the hex code values for them too its p neat !

here’s the link to the website !

please stop abusing your priveleges

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

niall: i’m so nervous about louis attending my concert

one of niall’s band members: why? weren’t you with him pretty much every day for five years

niall: maybe it’s because

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

i like saying mitam “came out” one year ago bc tru that album was a Gay™ album if i ever heard one

mitam “came out” three years ago and this is still tru. in fact, mitam has only gotten gayer with time. like a fine wine.

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

me when i go to barnes n noble and spend $38.78

Torbernite - Margabal Mine, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

gorillaz brain: feel good

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT

This is absolutely true. Exactly what it looked like.