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ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking

i want this sign attached to the front of my house so bad

#rest in fucking pieces

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bleachedshadow

daughter-of-prospero

Volume/headphone warning.

Wanted to try and pay homage to perhaps the best tweet in existence. Any and all credit goes to Patricia Lockwood for the original post and picture. And, of course, to darling, affronted Miette.

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coconutmilkyway

and where the fuck do you think you’re going?

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koukoupepia

voyagerprobe

America is truly blasting off into simply cybersex joe biden

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sanshofox

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sanshofox

dutchster

when it’s november 1st

crazyaboutlefandoms

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

#hits different this year

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bleachedshadow

fahbee

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Bonus:

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w-igglytuff

auckie

This astounds me because imagine her leveling with sponfebob like this. Recognizing that he understand what she’s saying. He is an adult sponge and she knows this. He acts like a little gay bitch and he is one but she’s like cut the crap Robert don’t you go sticking that long ass nose into kitchens it doesn’t belong because you can’t handle the heat you can’t handle what I’m cooking. The implications. He can’t handle it, because he’s a pansy, and that she knows he’s a pussy and that he knows he’s a pussy. He’s too soft for her world. Puff has been in state penn. she has been in and out of the system and she THRIVED in it. Her husband is DEAD. He’s a LAMP. She has committed grand larceny and vehicular manslaughter as well as evasion of police and resisting arrest. She’s probably assaulted an officer. Don’t fuck with her. You can’t handle the answer sponfebob so don’t even ask. Go home to your little fruit, get into your three mattress bed and turn off the lights. You are CANONICALLY homosexual.