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@strexecutioner / strexecutioner.tumblr.com

Dr. Noah Santiago. As in MD, not... not PhD. The stethoscope kind. (header by birbcoop. got me a RP info page now also)
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amythestquill
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rebanndon

me: *takes a deep breath* i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around me: yes, you love birds, we know, you love birds so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love birds, we KNOW, you love birds you love birds ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE BIRDS. WE GET IT.

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cultofthepigeon
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xetl

having a crow that was like fully devoted to u and sat on ur shoulder would be so cool. like think of ur black clothes and how much better it would look with just a crow on ur shoulder

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octobergraves
injured man: please help me im going to die
doctor: maybe you shouldve thought of that before you ate that fucking apple craig. i cant come near you now. youre fucked
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octobergraves
my friends: what's up
me: I can't stop thinking about how birds don't remember a time before roads. Like, birds have no written history or oral tradition. As far as any bird is concerned, This is how the world has Always been and they're just tryin' to make it like the rest of us. They just keep on keepin' on. Birds have no idea there used to be so much more for them. So much forest and food abundant, so they just live in this era the best they can without the burdensome knowledge of the life they could have lived and I find that both fortunate and sad.
my friends: Why Are You Like This.
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