no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

thighs 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 thighs 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 THIGHS 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

There is no stronger force than that of a girl’s desperation to write about her male hyperfixation.

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

The replies to this post are fucking hilarious

@bigbraveboop

I am once again posting my ever-growing collection of towns that sound like PG Wodehouse characters:

All of these areas are places you would certainly get killed in on Midsomer Murders.

I mean these are cute but I also need you to know I grew up near a place called Nasty

this post is absolutely bafling as a british person because like 85% of these names just feel so incredibly normal to me it’s so jarring to see how non-british people react to them

you can’t convince me there isn’t some dude - sorry, some bloke named Kirby Underdale who lives near that last sign. he drives a little too fast, it makes everyone nervous, and his neighbors decide to have a sign made and installed instead of talking to him about it.

10 years after we lost Jules Bianchi in Suzuka, Charles Leclerc will be racing in a helmet dedicated to his godfather ❤️

I hope Jules is looking down at all the lives he’s changed for the better and all the drivers that the halo has saved (including his godson) with a smile.

We will always love you, JB17 🕊️

Jules Bianchi’s father with some beautiful encouragement 🥺

me sowing

me reaping

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

boop :)

Me to postdoc: hey, any advice for getting through this paper?

Her: have you tried tequila?

Grad school is so weird because everyone who doesn't know what it's like thinks you're so smart for being there but in reality it's just a gathering point for disaster burned out gifted kids with undiagnosed ADHD and unrealized bisexuality who don't know when to stop so just kept going after undergrad

grad students aren't smart because if they were smart they wouldn't have gone to grad school

You get it

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

and when it gets dark & you're a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that really didn't exist before

perfect tags

Mythbusters is great because Adam Savage will be like “Could Sir Arthur have built a surface to air missile with Middle Ages technology? Probably not. Anyway here’s how to make a bomb.” And Jamie will be like “If all goes well this will not blow up instantly and kill us.” And the three other guys are trying to see if you could kill a person by throwing an egg really fast.

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash