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@ivzi / ivzi.tumblr.com

23years. Mainly a multifandom blog with an emphasis on the tolkien universe, star wars, DC and video games. + a lot of random stuff
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elivanto

“You’re allowed to love people, but you’re not allowed to possess them.” —George Lucas

1. STAR WARS: REBELS 4.13 A World Between Worlds 2. MIDNIGHT HORIZON (2022) by Daniel José Older 3. STAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002) dir. George Lucas 4. STAR WARS: REBELS 4.10 Jedi Night 5. THE RISING STORM (2021) by Cavan Scott 6. STAR WARS: REBELS 1.08 Gathering Forces 7. STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS 7.09 Old Friends Not Forgotten 8. LIGHT OF THE JEDI (2020) by Charles Soule 9. STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS 1.13 Jedi Crash 10. STAR WARS: REBELS 4.15 Family Reunion - And Farewell

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writtenskyes

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

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kunfyouzed

THIS. This IS Dick Grayson! And I can completely see him having a page and posting these videos and in the end is one with Bruce, who just looks so tired, the looking at the camera meme

“Dick, can you please just walk normally for once?”

Dick: “No.”

i looked this guy up and he is a circus acrobat and oldest of like 7 lol 

extremely Big Dick Grayson energy 

Dick grayson is the king of pointless acrobatics and you cannot convince me otherwise

I fully believe that sometimes dick is just walking and suddenly does a fucking flip outta nowhere cause “he felt like it” adhd be like that, this man can somehow always find the most complicated way of doing things just so he can somehow do acrobatics while doing it, the thing that dude in the video did where he took his sock off while doing a flip? That’s just how dick takes his socks off normally. There is a fucking puddle on the way? Welp better do a fucking flip over it, meanwhile jason is just at his side sidestepping the tiny miniscule puddle and going “why can’t this family be fucking normal for ONCE”

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parakeet

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

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targent

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

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ralfmaximus

SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!

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my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

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newtgeiszler

someone make me this cake when i get top surgery to celebrate

What if the trans community…stole gender reveal parties?

Trans people should 100% steal gender reveal parties!!

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twinpoetry

Please enjoy this cake my sister made me after I got top surgery.

High society debutante balls for trans people’s gender reveal parties, plz and thank you and NOW please.

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libraford

One of my favorite stories from the flower shop was a woman who was surprising her friend with flowers on her ‘first birthday party.’ This was a party to celebrate her first birthday out and proud as a trans woman. The theme was to buy her things that she would have never gotten as a child- barbies, flowers, plastic jewelry tiaras, the like.

I am in love with that concept! I think it’s so dang sweet, and it sounds like she has amazing friends.

So yes I absolutely think that we should combine gender reveal parties, ‘coming out’ parties, and first birthdays to trans people.

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aardrinn

That is - according to an article from the 1930s - where the term ‘coming out’ comes from.

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f1rstperson

for anyone having top surgery please have this

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nonasuch

The first time I ever heard the phrase ‘gender reveal party,’ it was without further context so I had no idea what it meant. I therefore assumed — for like a while — that it must mean ‘the party a trans person throws to celebrate coming out.’

was very disappointed to find out I was wrong, and still kind of think that should be what it means. so, yes, I fully support this.

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