Amazing Answer to the rhetoric "God didn't Guide me!"
Double Standards!
When my Sister Borrowed a Hijab...FUNNY Wisam Sharieff...
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Mean Boss Joke
The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”
The Execution Joke
Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. “Give me some good French wine and French bread,” he requested. So they gave it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him. Next it was the Italian’s turn. Give me a big plate of pasta,” said the Italian. So they brought it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him. Now it was the Jew’s turn. “I want a big bowl of strawberries, ” said the Jew. “Strawberries!!! They aren’t even in season!” “So, I’ll wait…”
Nouman Ali Khan is the NEW TERRORIST...FUNNY Imam Siraj Wahhaj...
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Homework Joke
PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?” TEACHER – “Of course not.” PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”
Seagull Joke
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
Do you know how much Girls Talk?...FUNNY Br. Nouman Ali Khan...
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Get A Raise
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well . NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw You kNOw what I mean. Yours truly,
Manager