i”M CRYING

Literally no comedian could plan out something funnier than this

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

y’all out here in 2017 saying ‘spoopy’ on some thin ice with god

James Altucher (via deeplifequotes)

i don’t get why STEM and humanities people throw shade at each other when we should all be targeting the finance/business students

here’s an idea: notice toxic trends in your behavior and, idk, change them

the fact that people are complaining on this post that they can’t change their behaviors that hurt others because they have x mental illness and We Can’t All Be Neurotypical Karen is absolutely fucking wild. do you realize your arguments have come full circle to being indistinguishable from the most crude, generic “mentally ill people are inherently dangerous and/or abusive” ableist rhetoric? you always have the agency to address the ways in which you are hurting others (or yourself). maybe not instantly. maybe not effortlessly. but it IS within your abilities and it is something you owe to your community and yourself

No mom they aren’t strangers on the internet they went to school with me but moved away

Adult women need to stop telling young girls that boys and men are the enemy. 

Meanwhile in Canada …

Meanwhile in Canada, a promise-breaking neoliberal stooge who has been almost eager to cooperate with Trump takes advantage of a photo-op to keep riding that high of good publicity despite failing to take any positive action of note, and in fact failing so spectacularly in his promises to Canadian First Nations that some of them have banned him, personally, from their lands.

“Almost”

And let’s not forget the gift of $15 billion dollars in military equipment to a country that executes LGBT people.

Some sources if you need them:

DFO DISMISSED FROM NEGOTIATIONS BY HEREDITARY CHIEFS; PRIME MINISTER NO LONGER WELCOME IN TFN TERRITORY

On electoral reform, Trudeau didn’t just break a promise – he lied

Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop: 500 Days of Trudeau’s Broken Promises

Canadian government under fire over $12bn arms sale to Saudi Arabia

Canada admits that the weapons it sells to Saudi Arabia could be used in Yemen’s civil war.

And a few general sources of Trudeau’s failure on indigenous issues:

Trudeau Accused of Betraying First Nations After Permits Granted for Controversial Site C Dam

Trudeau Just Broke His Promise to Canada’s First Nations

‘Betrayal’: Trudeau Approves Kinder Morgan Pipeline Expansion

Indigenous leaders give Trudeau government failing grade on delivering promises

Trudeau Liberals take Human Rights Tribunal to court over First Nation children ruling

Trudeau Budget Continues Illegal Discrimination Against Indigenous Children: Cindy Blackstock

First Nations Groups Launching Massive Lawsuit After Trudeau’s LNG Decision

British Columbia grand chief calls Trudeau a ‘serial liar’ over broken promises

Video: Trudeau ‘very pleased’ Trump approved Keystone XL pipeline

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June