Chillin' like a villain

rip ned, 21 yr old father of 2

Stroll through the Vale— alayne x mya

So happy with this amazing commission done by @swordmaid!! Im speechless with how stunning they both look <3

Margaery & Sansa are personal to me 🤍

(For this one I heavily referenced Maria Pascual Alberich, a Spanish illustrator whose colorful, whimsical style has captivated me for the longest!)

came back wrong but its from the perspective of the person who came back

Seeing pictures of yourself -the real you, the one people miss, the one people look for in your eyes- is like staring into a foggy mirror. The parts are there, you think, but the details are lost.

Someone who loves you makes you breakfast. You thank him and eat it despite the fact the eggs are too crisp on the sides and missing much needed salt. He says its how you like it, but that just makes your frustrations boil.

How I used to like it, you want to say, how I used to be.

You grip your butter knife harder and light catches the polished metal. The glimpse you catch of yourself in the cutlery looks nothing like the photo on the mantle.

jacaerys is underrated. The heir to the throne made from swords and bound together with a thousand blood curses held down by a family of absolutely insane incestuous homicidal freaks being normal jake the 16 year old JV lacrosse captain is an outrageously funny bit come on

like everyone shows up to targaryen family dinner dressed like it’s the catholic met gala but evil, covered in blood dripping in gemstones absolutely plastered in valyrian iconography all of them doing shit like prophesying their own deaths and putting gemstones in their eye sockets and starting active violent conflicts at the table. but jake shows up in a gap sweatshirt and just does his AP valyrian homework at the table (he is getting all the answers wrong)

i’m real busy and realized in the name of efficiency i needed to automate the process of being a hater. for all who want it here’s my asoiaf theory rubric it’s 100% logical and objective. obviously

so true feel free to use it for anything the bit belongs to the world

slides im sharing w my family this week bc it pains me to see how they manage their passwords. and also easy steps they can take to protect their privacy (firefox mainly). if u have any questions let me know.

also. uBlock origin is better than adblock plus bc: it allows NO ADS (ABP will allow certain ads and let bigger companies thru - its "acceptable ads" program) + is more lightweight and easier on your computer's resources than ABP.

im seeing a pick up in rbs for this -- a new and pertinent addition is that chrome is planning to switch from manifest v2 to manifest v3 soon. this means ad blockers will no longer work in chrome.

switch to firefox if you want to preserve your ad blocking abilities and your data privacy!!

ALICENT HIGHTOWER & AEMOND TARGARYEN

"And your daughter's life, my lord? How precious is that?"

Rereading AGOT and this line hit me harder than usual..

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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1x09: “The Green Council” (2022)

having a nyt subscription finally pays off!! enjoy <3

This is taking me out lmfao

instead of brain there’s aemond and alicent