the cold was invented by big bed to sell more cozy sleepie in bed

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

and rage

yeah and also the rage

all around the world there are cats sleeping so happily with their owners

all around the world cats are being pet so gently. did you know?

babygirl i can overthink things you’ve never even thought of in your life

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

truer words have never been spoken

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

winter has come once again to teach me things i don’t want to know about myself

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

thinking about this