NO Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known!

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

thank you houses who walk like men

found family

ASMR Roleplay Rarity has been poisoning your food to make you sicker so she can take care of you because growing up her chronically ill mother forced her into the role of a caretaker for her family and Rainbow Dash is the doctor informing you of this and asking if you need to call the authorities or file a restraining order while Rarity is outside the ICU room banging on the door and verbally berating you while the security guards struggle to restrain her. They are struggling to restrain her because she is a horse and is 1200 pounds of pure muscle. (ASMR)

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

I've never drawn in the pokemon style, but I had to, no control

werewolf bruce springsteen vampire sting AU

Paul Atreides and Duncan Idaho

y'know what

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

oh my! How beautiful the creatures of the night are.

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion

you can only reblog this today

Empathy: I feel you

Sympathy: I feel for you

Lycanthropy: I feel awoo

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

His name is Low Sodium Soy Sauce. Please protect him at all costs.

Dragon Heritage Post