i've always cherished you

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

Yakuza is just that kind of series

“Caramelldansen” with every second beat removed

          KAWARAZKI SHODO           evening glory & magnolia, both circa 1950

man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

He has your back!

"As you can see officer..." (via)

i tried to do a bait on twitter for the 2nd pic lol

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”

This post gets funnier over time