space diva needs more wine

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

I always forget that gas giants are, you know, made of gas, and not just smooth plastic color. The atmosphere is full of clouds, and the entire planet is atmosphere!

so like I’ve written a bunch of fics for a big fandom and a few got pretty popular but I was still mostly flying under the radar on social media and tumblr especially but the latest one is getting me enough new followers that I can’t use my fandom tumblr to vague fandom twitter anymore and that’s tragic

on a chapter I posted on FRIDAY

its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation

shit like this should be radicalizing people

i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired

my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in

I was absolutely delighted when I discovered them for the first time

Never did figure out why. Best guess is dehydration.

....drink some water.

if you spend too many hours online you can cancel out the negative effects by going outside and eating several handfuls of dirt. this works because dirt is the opposite of the internet

moodboard for when you open the replies on a popular tumblr post