Reddit wins this one

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

IS THAT POLLEN???????????????????????????????????????

magic spell

I cast “allergies bad enough to delete you from existence”

everyone in the notes either has allergies or is a whore

First trailer for Dreamworks' ‘THE WILD ROBOT' and HOLY FUCK ITS GORGEOUS???????

I HAVE KNOWN THIS ROBOT FOR THIRTY SECONDS AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THEM I WOULD KILL EVERYONE AT DREAMWORKS ANS THEN MYSELF

@realacecowboy

Couldn't see his name anywhere but he is Ronn Lucas!

I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.

what a way to announce your skills issue anyway how long is y'all's longest internet friendship, mine is 14 years

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

Do you guys remember when Hugh Dancy did a Q and A on reddit and admitted he asked Mads to bite him in front of god and everyone, because I remember.

I had to find a picture of this 2017 article again because it's just so iconic.

I can see why they cast him as the token dwarf ngl

He’s so cool

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

An explanation.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;-;

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

You bring French fries onto the beach. You angrily shoo away seagulls that predictably try to grab them. A HUGE shadow swoops over you.

I'm being so serious rn if you tailgate people I don't think you should have a driver's license

Me: *is safely driving the legal speed limit home while it's completely dark outside*

The adult baby in the car behind me deciding to drive 5cm behind me while flashing their high beams at me: hm. I think you should fucking die.

Yep. About five years ago I was on the highway headed out of a neighbouring city in heavy traffic. Someone up ahead made a bad pass and had to suddenly pull back in, which meant every car behind that one had to suddenly make space like a row of dominos, but at 100kph. Not everyone was following at a safe distance. I did, thank fuck, and had time to react and brake. Some of the cars in front of me did not do that. Their drivers weren’t injured, somehow, but their cars were written off. They weren’t even especially bad drivers: just regular people, tired and in a hurry to get home. I will always remember sitting there pulled over on the side of the road, shaking like a leaf and looking at the wrecked cars and going oh my god that’s why we have to stay a safe distance behind other cars.

Not only do you need distance to be able to brake if something happens, if you tailgate a driver while it is dark outside that driver cannot fucking see shit!!!! Stop fucking blinding me just because I'm not breaking the law with my driving speed you're going to kill us both

The absolute worst is being tailgated at night by huge trucks or lorries. Like, yeah I see you flashing your high beams at me. Yeah I know you want me to get over so you can got 15 mph over the limit. But I can't because all four mirrors are just your fucking headlights. Maybe I wouldn't be doing 50 in a 70 zone if I could see literally anything besides your fucking LED headlights.