I procrastinate going to sleep even when I’m sleep deprived

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

The signs in the squad

Aries: The squad leader with questionable judgement Taurus: The squad idiot Gemini: The squad heart-throb Cancer: The precious cinnamon roll Leo: Best part of the squad tbh Virgo: The reason the squad still exists Libra: No one knows how or why they are part of the squad but also no one talks about it aka the elephant in the squad Scorpio: The one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves Sagittarius: The reason the squad is dysfunctional Capricorn: Satan Aquarius: The silent, brooding squad member Pisces: Was kicked out of the squad years ago

has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

...but there is one like that..?

"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via neutral)

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on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

if i were to die tomorrow, i’d realize that i did not die happy and that scares me

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