this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics

the bar is on the floor

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.

i highly doubt anyone has a screenshot of this but please if you happen to have a pic of the tweet of the guy’s package on the roof and the caption says “Are you cunts fucking bent? @auspost” please please please reach out

miracles are real

Wait this is funny

This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time

I posted a comment as a joke response to a friend years ago, definitely before COVID, I wanna say like 2018, saying that you can hold a raw potato to the "vaccine wound" and someone thought I was being serious, screenshot it, and spread it everywhere. So if you ever hear that people believe a potato will remove a vaccine, you now know who to blame for that.

This was 100% made up by me. I posted this. I personally am responsible for a small conspiracy theory.

https://www.pharmamanufacturing.com/sector/large-molecule/news/11302667/anti-vaxxers-turn-to-potatoes

An article someone wrote about it, apparently it was early 2019.

This is exactly how easily misinformation gets spread around btw. Like there are multiple articles about this half-assed shitpost. I absolutely 100% invented it out of thin air. Zero basis. Just was going through my "potatoes are funny" phase.

me: i can be normal working at the catholic hospital.

small questionable nun that has lived in my brain since childhood:

her NAME. is SISTER BIJOU

The interactive cat.

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

God damn you that's perfect

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.

big fan of attributing things to "the curse" recently and not elaborating

w- what's the curse?

WHAT'S THE CURSE, OP?