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i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before conception and now all I can think of is that one really weird week, right before Edward and Bella get married, where Jacob is freaking out because he finds Edward smoking hot out of nowhere and that’s why he was being weird at the wedding.

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indiedrone

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

same

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

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kateordie

This is such a great story

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

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I love this kind of people !!! Kind, honest, open, sincere, reliable, passionate about their business. Outstanding job documenting the love in that community. The world needs more Floyd’s.

GIVE HIM A MEDAL

Our world is held together by unsung heroes. This isn’t some actor or politician or activist or philanthropist, it’s Mr Floyd

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Quill: so yeah, 70s and 80s music is the greatest of all time, no doubt about it, no other decade can match it

Carol: *walks past with her 90s soundtrack blasting ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth*

Quill:

Peter P: blasts Toxic by britney spears

Quill and Carol:

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Pollinators having a sort of Holi festival-

Bee, bat, butterfly, hummingbird and shrew

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e-clv

every day I think about how hysterical it is that taika waititi really almost had a scene in thor ragnarok where thor reveals he has “LOKI R.I.P.” tattooed on his wrist like thats. literally so funny how did that get past anyone at marvel there is FOOTAGE of them shooting that scene gjkhdfjkghgf

like let’s unpack this behind the scenes photo:

1. that’s taika’s forearm and and he clearly practiced writing tattoo ideas on his own arm, in ballpoint pen, moments before shooting, and “loki 4 eva” was a rejected idea

2. thor’s tattoo is also written in ballpoint pen

3. chris hemsworth has absurdly well-manicured hands. not relevant to this discussion but it’s worth pointing out 

If Hulk can smash Thor around and not even break his skin, what I want to know is what kind of freakin needle can actually bust through that godly epidermis and make a lasting impression on it. These are important questions.

serious answer: skurge, also an asgardian, has head tattoos, so ostensibly there’s some kind of godly tattoo parlor out there

fun answer: thor possibly, in canon, also literally wrote this “tattoo” in ballpoint pen and just kept writing over it whenever it faded because he’s not quite sure what a tattoo actually is 

better answer: there is no godly tattoo parlor and skurge also does his tattoos in ballpoint pen

This post is the galaxy brain meme in written form

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