i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

florence welch was right, it picks me up puts me down chews me up spits me out a hundred times a day picks me up puts me down i'm always running from something i push it back but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far

DEV PATEL in MONKEY MAN (2024)

I might just be extremely in my thirties now but I simply cannot take any sort of fandom discourse anymore. I barely could before but I am at maximum capacity. just... just watch the thing and enjoy it or whatever, be nice to each other, isn't life hard enough

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

i think what ppl who don't like cats do not understand is a cat will scuffle with u even if it likes u. sometimes more. a cat biting you or kicking you isn't because they hate u its because they are little predator animals and they like to play. they're also 2 feet tall and don't have hands and their mouth is the only thing they can Get Stuff with and it's full of tiny razor teeth. not their fault!!

Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

tis the season

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

NOT THE

Posting hole

Lol

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

I bet you'd need some high quality copper for that huh?

not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch

You just don't get this on Twitter.

Palestinians and their everlasting love for their cats 🥺❤️