#kind of a milf reblog

I won't apologize

How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr

more adhd things

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That's the end! I hope you enjoyed this mini-series. :]

Warrior's bond.

the fucking line delivery of this

they named this guy after a jelly-filled donut

me: :(

animal crossing voice when ur typing “0” in the game: ᶻᵉᵈᵒ

me: :)

I loveee dungeon meshi ! I know for a fact that laios would make videos like this

Guy who learns kung fu, then realizes kung fu can be defeated by MMA so he learns that, then realizes MMA can be defeated by guns so he buys one, then realizes that guns can be defeated by law enforcement so he becomes a lawyer, then realizes that the law can be overthrown so he becomes a paramilitary general, then realizes that naked force can be enveloped by ideology so he becomes a religious leader, then realizes that ideology is primarily determined by the means of production so he becomes an inventor, then realizes that successful invention requires a finely honed mind so he becomes a psychologist, then realizes that the mind is just part of the body so he learns kung fu

kids on playgrounds go through this cycle everyday

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.

It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!

Definitely make these!

Text from recipe

Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!

preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.

And when everyone’s autistic…no one will be

This is why his name was Syndrome

one of the most important posts of the past 10 years. I say this constantly

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

i missed this post

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

Gonna scream oh my Gd

Fully missed the title of the subreddit on my first read and thought they had a toddler that they were being kind of mean to who had taken to the wheel instead of the cat

my idiot naked toddler son named Salt, who runs faster than God and demands as much praise

yam LOVES to sit on hers and holler until i come over and hold my hand out so she can run towards my hand. watching isn't enough i have to participate