Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

this is my son gunch who has every disease.. plaes help

In my plant pathology class in undergrad, we had an assignment to bring a plant sample with evidence of disease (a cankered or blighted leaf was suggested.) and I proudly brought my sickly orchid that had every disease. The prof was excited, but politely asked me to take it away asap, as it had Too Many Diseases. I believe the cap in plant pathology is 3

"Congratulations Elodie, a very scrungly plant!

...

Please don't let it infect the others."

“I have gotten a good grade in being a biohazard. I am achieving my dreams.”

sara tasker

Samuel L. Jackson

This is a confirmed real quote! Find it unredacted in his interview with Vulture (July 20, 2023).

Reblog with link!

There's tons of other good stuff in it. What a life and career.

And he puts his money where his mouth is. Here's Denzel Washington talking about some of the many causes Mr and Mrs Jackson support

https://youtu.be/AzVNRWrimt8

Mr Jackson used to be a Panther, btw

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

Alpine lotus leaf flower

sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire week to truly heal

Every time I rewatch breaking bad I’m completely STUNNED by how fast Walt resorts to cooking meth to pay his medical bills. He doesn’t try literally anything else before resorting to meth. He finds out he has cancer and then immediately contacts the first meth dealer he can find and is like “let’s be partners.” Like I cannot emphasize enough that cooking meth was Walter White’s FIRST resort, not his last. His old college friends even offer him an executive position at an immensely successful business he helped found so the health insurance would cover most of it and his pay would more than cover the rest, and he turns it down because he doesn’t want “handouts.” The story of breaking bad is about Walters descent into immorality and depravity but he really fucking hurtles off the diving board at the first chance he got and ignored the people throwing him life preserves.

This is why I don't watch mainstream television. The whole pre, pro, and post production crew all knew they were profiting off of glorifying meth usage to millions of impressionable viewers and they did it with glee.

This is so funny. You thought Breaking Bad was about how doing meth is cool?

are you implying big meth funded Breaking Bad?

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

starting a collection

Leah Gardner