My family wasn't allowed to have "Welcome" mats until I was like 10 years old because I'd get upset and told my mom I didn't want the vampires to find a loophole and use it as an invitation.

Obsessed with the way Chilchuck wakes people up

cat behavior

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

The Boston Globe, Massachusetts, May 7, 1904

three cheers for sweet reanimation

RB for a bigger sample size please!

its friday bitches tonight finna be a movie

If my elementary school teacher (who did the best they could) cut the pizza and gave us all dixie cup shot glasses of pepsi it would be complete

* cup to scale

EDIT: Do... Do you guys really think that's milk???

Byzantine necklace of gold ducks and glass beads, 4th century

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

I am architecture

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

WHUT???? O.o

Link - Nintendo / Zelda II (Applause)

movies will be like "THIS is the most bullied outcast unpopular girl in school... the Thin White Heterosexual Brunette"

You're asking about why bullies bully? Is there ever any logic to it?

Yes actually there's a whole system of prejudices and assumptions and (faulty) logic that typically leads to certain kinds of kids getting bullied more frequently and more harshly than your average hollywood teen star, such as black kids and disabled kids and fat kids and poor kids to name just a few. Which is my point; movie directors seem to think there's no rhyme or reason to bullying when actually there's a host of sociopolitical factors that nobody likes to acknowledge.

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

I'd open a ghost kitchen on doordash called Kiki Delivery Service

Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

To no one's surprise

This website is a self fulfilling prophecy of mild annoyances

What's so hard about

PARSNIP YOU LITTLE SHIT! THERE WERE EXACTLY 17 MINUTES IN BETWEEN WHEN I TAPED THIS SIGN UP AND WHEN HE CLIMBED OVER.

BEHOLD, MY SON, THE ONLY CAT IN THIS HOUSE WHO DOES NOT SEEM TO COMPREHEND THAT THE GATE MEANS NO CATS IN THE KITCHEN WHILE WE ARE COOKING! >:(