what makes ed happy is... you

idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous

anxiety about having anxiety

Avril Lavigne for Nylon Magazine, 2004･ﾟﾟ･｡☆

happy new year eggz ♡

Maura & Jane | Rizzoli & Isles 2x09

companies are delusional if they think consumers don't notice shrinkflation. less food in the package, less medicine in the jar, less whatever in the wherever, it doesn't matter where and it's almost always noticeable. like i just finished one box of medicine and we opened another allegedly identical one that we just bought and lo and behold, the four middle medicine segments were gone from the package. they took out four pills from the same sized box and sold it at the same price without any indication on the box other than the small number in the corner. ridiculous

I bought a carton of my favorite tomato soup last week and noticed that the nutrition facts looked weird. So I compared the new one to the mostly empty carton already in my fridge.

The serving size was the same, but the calories per serving had gone down by like 15. Odd. The ingredients list previously listed tomato as the first ingredient, and then water. Now water is first. They’re watering down the fucking soup and charging the same for it. I’m so fucking done.

as difficult as it may be at times, i love being a lesbian. i am so beyond proud to call myself a lesbian. lesbian love, lesbian joy, and lesbian community have been some of the greatest gifts i have ever experienced. to be a lesbian is to be home.

BI BUCK CONFIRMED FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2023 | dir. Emma Tammi

(hides face) Yeah, have had things like this happen. Deepest sympathies...

There is an advanced readers proof edition of the US edition of Neverwhere, in which "flat" was find and replaced to "apartment". People said things apartmently.

There is an advanced readers proof of American Gods in which "round" (as in he walked round the lake) was changed to "around", in which someone wore around spectacles.

I was lucky, they were caught before the actual book came out.

Hi, so this is my story of how Crowley gives Aziraphale a new ring (and how i used up my drawing-good-hand-juice for the year). It’s a silver serpent with a yellow gem, like his eyes. Maybe it’s yellow topaz or something? I did some Google but I really know nothing about gem/jewelry, so…

I rewatch Good Omens (again) for reference and I think I get MS and DT features a little bit better now. Though, I still draw them differently in every page 😂

Oh and of course the aftermath,…

Crowley did a snap when they kiss to cue the lights and music and also stop time so no one can see him doing all these love dovey things with Aziraphale (oh you mushy serpent), but the staff and chefs are so used to all these proposals things, they sent them a congratulatory dessert and Aziraphale is stoked about it (they order one each but we all know where all the desserts end up anyway).

This post is long cuz I like how it flows like so but plz let me know if scrolling is tiring, I will change the format. Btw, I’m very late on fic, so please let me know if is there any out there similar to this, I’d love to read them. 

And, hello @ineffable-bastard-crowley 👋

Previously, on how Crowley acquired Aziraphale’s pinky ring!

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth