Original post here
Thats freaky.
fun
I need my new mutuals to have fun
I need this.
Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year
I think that we should take both states down with one hit
The whole damn state works for the feds
"average Virginian into interrogation kink” factoid actualy just statistical error. average virginian fantasizes interrogation 0 times per year. CIA, who lives in Langley & thinks about interrogation over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
How does "panties" as a kink even work. How is that a kink.
Is Louisiana okay
Kentucky you had the funniest opportunity with pony play and you fucked it up. Shame
Finally watched the Addams Family Values recently! and honestly. my main takeaway is
Debbie slays. And Joan Cusack is a QUEEN
Joan Cusack has never appeared in a film that she did not steal.
And as for Debbie, I will always repost my stance on her end.
I’ve said it a million times - if Debbie had listened to what the Addamses were saying in response to her tales of woe, she’s have realized that they understood completely. She had found her people, and was too wrapped up in herself to realize it.
If they could have, they’d have burst from their bonds, hugged the stuffing out of her, bought her a Bentley (and a vintage Ballerina Barbie) and declare her an Addams.
She could spend the rest of her life trying to kill Fester, and he’d love her all the more every time she tried. And the rest would keep offering helpful suggestions. “No point in trying poison, Debbie my dear - he’s been putting strychnine on his cornflakes since was seven”.
they would have been such good friends
#Riverdale polycule finale for the win
i hope all those guys on reddit/steam that claimed they’d kill astarion on sight are having a real fun time opening all these doors. this motherfucker is sitting on a +17 bonus to sleight of hand. the world is his oyster. he never met a door he couldn’t open.
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“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”
What Flewin said next I will never forget.
“Oh, my!”
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TL;DR on the article
The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.
The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.
They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.
She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.
Hi all. Just helped post a GoFundMe on behalf of my neighbor Simon Luong, who (because he isn't so good at computers) asked me to organize it for him. He's trying to raise the money to get a dire dental situation repaired, so that he can continue to feed himself despite various physical (gout, glaucoma, gastrointestinal trouble...) and mental (OCD) disabilities. Medicaid won't pay for the important part, and his family won't help either - so we're turning to all y'all online.
Thanks for your consideration.
omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
you're welcome
if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night
A gorgeous, talented Black girl on TikTok independently released a single with a music video for it that's probably one of the few songs I could describe as Goth Pop, both by the sound itself and by her being clearly versed in the goth subculture, and she's getting so many mean comments. The song is good, she dances gothly and beautifully, her voice is very soft and sweet. Pay her a listen!
i’m so sorry all my followers who Do Not Care about baldurs gate. they made the vampire elf fuck the druid in bear form on stream and i lost my mind
I googled this and
jesus fucking christ
"i wish i could do something 😔 / i wish the wga had a kickstarter or a gofundme, i would throw money at it" good news! it's amazing how you can literally go onto the wga strike website or the wgawest linktree from their twitter and find links to support writers and other workers affected by the strike
A very romance-centric release teaser ;w;
