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the littlest mozerella stick

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those are some sick ukelele riffs u got there bro
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Go delete your reviews of the Keystone Motel NOW

In lieu of Tuesday’s episode, many SU fans decided it would be fun to leave bad reviews on the Keystone Motel Co Inc page regarding frozen toilets, square pizza, a waterless pool, and mixed-up tv channels.

If you were one of the people to leave a review like this, delete it immediately. Crewniverse and Rebecca Sugar know what is going on and have told you to stop, and Steven Universe could end up being cancelled as a result.

If you left a 5-star rating to offset the bad joke reviews, delete it.

Here is how to delete a review from Google+

  • Go to google.com
  • Click on the icon in the upper right-hand corner of the screen
  • Select “Profile”
  • Select “Reviews”
  • Under “Keystone Motel Co Inc”, click the trash can icon
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I think men overall just don’t understand that we cannot stop the blood. If there’s nothing to collect it, it’s going everywhere. Everyone can hold a shit, can hold a piss, and can hold back sex, until it’s convenient. When we bleed there is just no stopping it. It doesn’t matter if there’s nothing to catch the blood, it will keep coming.

That’s why this free-tampon discussion is over your heads. You don’t get it. You can compare it to toilet paper or condoms all you want but we all have control over those things. When we bleed, we keep bleeding until it’s done. There’s no clenching or muscle training that will keep us from bleeding everywhere.

So stop talking about what you don’t understand. If condoms can be free, so can tampons.

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vulvapeople

Also, toilet paper is free in public restrooms.  Everyone would lose their shit if they had to buy toilet paper at work.

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Tumblr cares more about whether Armenians and Jews are white or not than the genocides they faced.

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nc-17

soooo drake’s friend baka was in jail for human trafficking? the police suspect that there are other victims? why would anyone celebrate him getting out of jail? like, he doesn’t deserve a holiday, he deserves to fucking rot.

birds of a feather

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quickweaves

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plz stop posting drake :)

welp. that was quick.

one more time, drake is complicit in the buying and selling, forced prostitution and sexual violence his friend was just released from jail was enacting on women. he is celebrating his release with a song. this is not fucking okay.

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xkit guy can’t save use because y’all circulated a post calling him a predator with 100% no proof and he had a mental break because of all the unfounded hate messages and posts and hasn’t updated xkit since 

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lameassduck

me speaking at a funeral: “he was a good man. a loving husband and father, a veteran, a compassionate presence in his community. however, lest we forget, he was also kind of problematic sometimes. I will now read you some of his iffiest tweets, please take these into account when deciding how you will remember grandpa”

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weird things anxiety causes you to do:

  • go 40 minutes without blowing your nose when you have a cold so you don’t have to loudly blow it in front of a group of people
  • use extremely dull pencils because you don’t want to sharpen them because that is also loud
  • not order what you actually want to eat because people might think it’s strange
  • not wear the clothes you want to wear
  • wear the clothes you want to wear and then spend the whole day worrying that everyone is judging you
  • put down every accomplishment you have ever made for fear of being looked at as different
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the signs as garnet quotes

aries: i thought violence would be the answer.
taurus: we can't keep fighting these things forever! well, we can, but i don't want to.
gemini: i am a conversation.
cancer: that's a lie. your middle name is 'cutie pie'.
leo: [picks up a giant axe] never know when you might need one of these.
virgo: no dinner for 1,000 years.
libra: but i think you're just mad 'cause you're single.
scorpio: all comedy is derived from fear.
sagittarius: i drink coffee for breakfast.
capricorn: hello, this is mom universe. yes, the children are playing swords. sorry, with swords. they are bleeding. oh no, they are dead. don't call again. sorry, i panicked.
aquarius: you are an experience. make sure you're a good experience.
pisces: tiny hands. my only weakness.
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