doesn’t work because it’s Tuesday 😒

ITS WEDNESDAY MARCH 22ND

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

Kindness is not flirting.

Attention is not love.

Silence is not anger.

digiorno is not delivery.

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

It is strange to have the same meal as someone when you’re out to eat, while at home it is strange to have a different meal.

A Viking could have excavated a T-Rex skull and claimed to have slain a dragon and no one would doubted it at all

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You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid.

bonus comment:

if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you

Sophocles’ Oedipus at Colonus (tr. Oliver Taplin)

sometimes im like:

i wanna be rich, skinny, happy and to have the love of my life

but most of times im just:

i just wanna be dead appreciated