She wore one of her warmer smiles as she looked down at her child, from where she was currently perched. "Happy birthday, little one."
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i will be so happy if you do this holy shit yes
please do it and i will love you forever
i will literally love you so much pleASE
Okay, now I’m just fucking curious.
The Dean Winchester Starters Pack;
Mix of angst, humor and various other emotions.
❝ It’s a treasure. ❞ ❝ Next time someone asks me if I’m okay, I’m gonna start throwing punches! ❞ ❝ I know what you’re thinking. Why’d it have to be clowns? ❞ ❝ Why do you think I drive everywhere? ❞ ❝ Dude, you fugly. ❞ ❝ It’s like I finally see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. ❞ ❝ I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing. ❞ ❝ You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda. ❞ ❝ You stink like sex. ❞ ❝ I owe you the biggest “I told you so” ever. ❞ ❝ Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that? ❞ ❝ Everybody keeps asking me that, but… no. ❞ ❝ I think I’m adorable. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot. ❞ ❝ Dude, he/she wants me to meet his/her parents. I don’t do parents. ❞ ❝ This weight on my shoulders. Man, I’m tired of it. ❞ ❝ You mean “protection against a demon” salt or “oops, I spilled the popcorn” salt? ❞ ❝ We know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous. ❞ ❝ Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. ❞ ❝ First I’m gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap outta him. ❞ ❝ Say you’ll take care of yourself. ❞ ❝ You can take your peace and shove it up your lily-white ass. ❞ ❝ You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. ❞ ❝ You’re serious? You’re gonna walk in there and tell him the truth? ❞ ❝ We’ve talked about this. Personal space? ❞ ❝ Hey, look! A monster broke my leg. ❞ ❝ Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? ❞ ❝ Dude, could you be more gay? ❞ ❝ You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill you! ❞ ❝ Gimme the baby, or I’ll stab you in your throat. ❞ ❝ I bet it’s not even sharp. ❞ ❝ You don’t stop being a soldier because you got wounded in battle. ❞ ❝ Don’t make me lose you, too. ❞ ❝ Dude, stow the touchy-feely-self-help yoga crap! ❞ ❝ No chick flick moments. ❞ ❝ What, are you allergic to straight answers, you son of a bitch?! ❞ ❝ Pretend he has boobs. ❞ ❝ If you walk out that door, don’t ever come back. ❞ ❝ I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever change. ❞ ❝ I’m proud of us. ❞ ❝ Not for nothing, last time someone looked at me like that… I got laid. ❞
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Collecting the rest here
Storing newly made icons for her here.
The epic showdown of mother and son-in-law
passthesake replied to your post “Tsunade stares. "Could you stop fellating that Popsicle while I'm talking to you?”
"I realize you're Sakumo-sexual, but not everybody else is." Tsunade crosses her arms over her chest, utterly unrepentant.
"If that's a joke, I don't find it funny." Don't bring Sakumo into things, Hokage.
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She burned. Inside of her, everything raged and burned, consuming itself like a wildfire let loose inside her chakra nature. It hurt in a numbing sort of way that made it feel as if there'd be nothing left but a burned away husk when it was done.
She was tired. Exhausted. So tired that someone else had to hold up her arms to compensate for the weight of the child she'd been handed. But she couldn't close her eyes yet, it wouldn't be right to go to sleep before she could speak to her child.
She pressed her lips to his forehead, able to move, at least, even if it felt as if she had to dig to the very bottom of her reserves of energy to do that. A faint reddish mark was left on mottled skin from the heat of the contact, but the nearby nurse reached out to quickly soothe the skin with healing chakra.
"I'm sorry..." She hadn't quite realized how hot she was to the touch, with the fire burning inside her. He must have had heat resistant blankets, that they allowed her to hold him.
It was a nice feeling to hold him. Such a shame Sakumo wasn't there to do it, too.
"Hatake...Kaka...shi. It's so very nice...to finally...meet you."
headcanon word: pregnancy
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Pregnancies are highly discouraged for people with Otsume’s condition. Due to the strain that pregnancy puts on the chakra network, it can cause the condition to flare up even worse without any conscious use of it. It can also cause permanent damage to both the mother and the child’s chakra networks if the peaks and valleys are too sharp or manifest at bad times.
Active duty is strictly prohibited, even if a shinobi chooses to have the child anyway, because of the astronomically higher chance of exploding or permanently crippling the mother should she be required to agitate her chakra network.
Otsume herself was stuck on bedrest from the sixth month onward, due to sudden shifts in her network that she couldn’t mitigate with her usual techniques. Being stuck off duty for almost a year and in bed for the last three months (slightly less, because she went into labor about a week ahead of schedule) made her extremely restless and frustrated, but she was very determined to have the child regardless.