shadow bracket: treachery afoot

Tyranny beckons and only the cruel can survive. Jessica Walter demands a right hand woman to aid her in her rise to power: can such a woman also double cross her and aid Fredric March in his escape from the dungeons? It depends on the woman chosen. Let us elect a High Chancellor.

The shadow bracket accepts no propaganda, plays by no known rules, and is entirely unjust.There will be two polls with four contestants. Only the top hottie from each poll will continue to the final level of the shadow bracket. Choose wisely.

Early results skewing largely to the newest animation on here, based on this I desperately need all late millennials to understand what a dark and demented place the internet was pre-2005

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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

I found this very funny because I had the same thought

this is a contender for one of my favorite tweets of all time

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up

What do you mean the water goes up

It goes up.

happy birthday to water goes up

ok guys let’s go to sleep now

all together

me and da mutuals

We’re literally doing all of this weeks homework together in class tonight, and I get points just for showing up but my whole brain is yelling I don’t want to goooooooo

Ok well I didn’t finish all of the homework but that’s because I spent 15 minutes with my professor where he created a new account for me under Roo instead of my birth name

"divine feminine" "divine masculine"

wrong. Divine.

lucy liu in sex and the city (2001)

Spot on 😆

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