tbh yeah

New from Xkit: No Tumblr

blocks tumblr, deletes your account

some sort of fucked cyberpunk world where chester cheeto is the only acceptable depiction of god

whoa this looks so shiny and amazing o:

I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you were wondering this is the image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

i tried so yard, i got so sard

but in the end, it didn’t even yale sale

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

quick draw before class

Well, hello!

when someone uses “your” instead of “you’re”

I hate gold paint pens.

ETA: Whuuppsss forgot Toolscar’s scars. Fixed now.

Bad fantroll blogs be like…

girl scouts take no shit

may i remind you of how fucking great homestuck looks