me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent

me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:

me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!

me, 4 hours later:

i have this “monster maker” application thats real fucking useful as a dm, but i also found that its real useful for pcs too bc it organizes information in a way thats much easier to read than a character sheet ? especially when it comes to combat

anyway heres the link to get it its so easy to use and real helpful

@paranormal-paralegal

Thanks i love it

Definitive Marvel Viewing Order

Thor: Ragnarok

Captain America: the Winter Soldier(optional)

Black Panther

Spiderman: into the Spiderverse

Spiderman 2

Logan

Sky High

Megamind

Wonder Woman

Prince of Egypt

Shrek 2

Bionicle: the Mask of Light

Fantasy costco where all your deals dreams come true !!!

@ cinema employees if any marvel stan is rude to you in the next few days just tell them who dies

people in the notes like “that’s rude/evil/unnecessary” as if someone harassing someone in their workplace isn’t actually all of those things

Happy lesbian day of visibility to all non-binary lesbians!

happy lesbian visibility day!! a lot has changed since last year’s art in the best way. give ur local lesbian money

No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:

Kermit

inch resting

if theres one thing i cant get over in be more chill is that. eminem’s fucking dead. in the canon of be more chill, eminem is dead. he’s 6 feet under ground while all of these kids fuck around and snort microchips and hes dead. what the fuck.

god I wanna spend the entire summer lying in the grass…..

The goof returned so I’ve updated this.

[Audio Description: A collection of Ned’s Middle names being said in The Adventure Zone.

“Mama: So what brings you out into the WOODS in the middle of the night with Ned Fuckin Chicane?

Clint: Well Danger is my middle name.

Clint: Ned Fuckin Discretion Chicane

Clint: Ned Aloysius (pronounced Aluwishus) Chicane

Clint: Ned Superstar Chicane!

Clint: Ned Butterfly Chicane…

Clint: Ned Nimbly Chicane

Clint: Ned Ninja Chicane

Clint: My middle name is pacifist…

Clint: Ned Black Diamond Chicane

Clint and Griffin together: Ned Friendly Chicane

Clint: Ned Trustworthy Chicane

Clint: Ned Pissed-Off Chicane

Clint: How did you know my middle name?”

/end of audio description]

Happy 4/20! Release everyone currently serving time for non-violent drug offenses!