I’m going to die today

Cooking is masculine because the rule don’t matter to much and they can bullshit their way though and still be considered good at it.

Baking is feminine because it’s chemistry and takes precision, skill, and a true understanding of it to master it into an art.

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

star trek tos movies why did you let them do thisss....................

because old men deserve to serve absolute cunt. next question

Ponyo (2008) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

i’m sorry

how doesn’t this exist yet have we been slacking

i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to go away. you have no choice.

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

I just said out loud to someone “Well, I’m adjacent to boatblr” and I don’t know how to come back from that. 

… not through the suez canal

Boss I’m trying to sail out of the Mediterranean but I’m dummy thicc and my ass keeps getting wedged sideways in the Suez Canal. 

How did X get even stupider.

THIS BITCH EMPTY

XEET

I'm pronouncing it "ex-eet" because that's what everyone should be doing on that website who hasn't already.

you can literally never go wrong with having diners in your story regardless of its genre. like they're false beacons of hope, they're safe havens for the lost and unwanted, they exist as a bridge between worlds, they're haunted by the memories of all the people who have been there before, they're both cozy and eerie, and they're literally always there. every town has a diner. every town knows what those flickering red lights mean. and stories about diners never fail to fuck severely.