Fungi are truly the nearst thing to immortality we have on this planet

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

omg!! omg

Forever reblog.

Heaven let your eent shine down.

Peent

in sims 3 you can heckle a baby

you can heckle a baby in real life

a guide to the white girl's "sexy" dance

the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who have can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.

Dramatic performance “Mettaton is dead”

I guess you could say he weighs a Mettaton.

okay who let Sans on tumblr

When Heroes were Heroes and Villains were Villains!

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

Do you like eating woopers?

whats a drinking game i can play by myself

alcoholism

When you’re 10 minutes into textbook and chill and your phone gives you “the look”

I could use this power.

Teenage boys amirite