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Professional nerd

@tehcubsfan / tehcubsfan.tumblr.com

20. Hockey. Chicago Blackhawks. Doctor who and basically anything British
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justbadpuns

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast..

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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

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justbadpuns

My dream is to open a photo processing store in a developing country.

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take me to art museums and make out with me

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cornputer

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

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etherialism

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

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