[video by emersonbrophy. caption: no celery was wasted in the making of this video (very sick of ants on a log)]

It's criminal that Gideon Nav was so clearly born to be a professional wrestler and is forced to be a sad corpse girl instead. She's meant to be a gleeful heel! Her natural habitat is performing in front of a crowd by pinning women to the mat in suggestive poses! She goes right into kayfabe in GtN and stays in it like a pro! That girl should be posting gym locker room thirst traps for the insta lesbians and she's fighting zombies instead, it's an injustice.

a totally normal comic that I drew completely myself and was completely planned out the whole way through with zero surprises!

And some totally random people to tag for no particular reason: @hamsternamedmarinette @ladybeug

me being normal about particle colliders again

virtue of larger circle is self evident

Listen, I understand that physics research has important long-term applications and isn't just your typical government contractor money-sink, but UNDER A LAKE??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU COULD PUT IT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD AND YOU WANT TO DIG UNDER A LAKE???

You're right, it needs to be bigger to avoid the lake

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VIVZIEPOP IM TIRED!!!! 😭😭😭

so fucking evil that i don’t have the jagged pointy cartoon teeth that fit together like triangles. i deserve them

please. please don't call it that prev. I'm begging you. sobbign at your feet

the hatemail game on this site is insane

i can’t believe this is real

not the source for the screen cap but here's a WSJ article (sans paywall)

Per previous tags--

In this model of Tesla, apparently—get this—according to the Tesla manual, you do it on a touchscreen.

Did a human being just die because of swiping the wrong way?

...And then, when you're in the water and the car's power systems (which operate the doors, because of course they do) have all gone down, how do you get out?

You partially disassemble the door and pull out one specific wire. The image via Warren Terra at Bluesky.)

...I don't know about the rest of you, but I am never getting into one of these alleged vehicles. Ever.

...you know, we've been saying that these things are deathtraps, but holy SHIT

I feel compelled to point out that the diagram above is for the back door. I still don't know where to find the wire to open the front doors.

This is why anyone who actually works in tech (being a tech ceo does not count as working) is wary at best about making things "smarter". The failure mode for a computerized mechanism should be functioning as a non-computerized mechanism, but very often the failure mode for a fully-smart device is undefined behaviour that the manufacturer doesn't intend for you to ever see. And that means there's no recourse in situations like this.

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

#Me in Job Interviews

Schitt’s Creek 1.03 | Don't Worry, It's His Sister

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep

Imagine that the rest of the cast says that too. Drawing even 6 people is way too many people

I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

MATHS IS SUPER FUCKING QUEER FUCK THE WHOLE "IM GAY I CANT DO MATHS" BULLSHIT

Maths is where you can study and look for the intrinsic beauty and understanding of something that is seen by wider society as needlessly complicated, ugly, mostly pointless, "oh god just shut up about it already", and incomprehensible.

In what universe is that not wonderfully and beautifully queer?

In what universe

is that not wonderfully

and beautifully queer?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.