Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

Pleass

every john mulaney bit has happened to bruce banner at least once in his life

natasha: we need you to find the tesseract

bruce:

scott: look cassie! it’s your uncle bruce!

bruce: aww, i’m her uncle bruce

cassie: uncle bruce has a penis

bruce: i got a massage the other day and the lady told me to dress to my comfort level 

bruce: so i put on a sweater and some corduroy pants and i felt safe

rick jones is a 17 year old high school student whose best friend is a disgraced nuclear physicist

bruce telling fury why it’s a bad idea for him to be on the helicarrier: sometimes i get nervous on airplanes

#mood

bruce banner, talking to the avengers and unable to think of any topics besides science and Trauma: so the other day i found some unopened Kraft™️ singles in the dumpster, so that was pretty cool

honestly rb this if ur bi and u stan tony stark so our bi solidarity validates him

The reason why Bruce Banner is the strongest avenger in all of Tony’s systems.

anyway this further proves that it’s canon that bruce banner falls head over heels with anyone who treats him even a little bit nicely

tony: treats bruce like a human being and a fellow scientist bruce: I love him nat: isn’t scared of hulk anymore and engages with him bruce: I love her too??? thor: offers a fist bump even after the hulk beat the shit outta him bruce: holy shit I love him too???????

The Good Place + The Onion Headlines (10/?)

Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler - “The world is changing. Soon there will only be the conquered and the conquerors. You are a good man, with a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be a king.”

sirius