older sibling privilege is finding this bit of the special hilarious while your younger sibling watches it without cracking a smile once
i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of
>Went to school in my bear fursuit
>Teacher told me to take the whole thing off because it was against the dress code
>She let me keep the arm parts on though
why she let you keep on the arms??
>my constitutional right to bear arms
Fuck this post
I was thinking what if Hobbits adopted a human baby but they thought it was a hobbit baby and they were like he’s the fuckin tallest hobbit there ever was and no one tells him he’s human so he just thinks he’s a fuckin strong ass hobbit then I realized that’s the fuckin plot of the movie Elf you dumb fucking idiot
Why must you all mock me
idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option
so who do i have to pay to get natalie, mark, and hayden all in a room together??
bonus:
For that last addition
nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer
local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky
never answer the phone ever
this is why everyone on this website is a virgin
I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man
yeah that counts as force
The best part, that’s not even how you write a capital A in cursive.
Great zinger from Cunt Bev.
me
“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me
it’s really interesting how in cop shows it’s only ever the Bad Guy that won’t let police into their house without a warrant, asks for legal counsel, refuses to talk to police, won’t let themselves be searched without probable cause, or exercises their legal rights at all. wonder who that could possibly benefit
Men are bus schedules
how
Always lying