Good art, bad jokes, and useless writing advice

Btw u can read my headcanon for Tav Yaris and Astarion first spicy time on Patreon 🫶

https://www.patreon.com/collection/404819?utm_campaign=collectionshare_creator

Free Palestine protesters shut down the Golden Gate Bridge and 880 freeway in Oakland. This is huge🫡

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

I saw the video and thought "that guy looks like Jack Black", then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.

Wait does this mean people are unfamiliar with this iconic post

Léo Forest Leo Forest (b. 1985, based Paris, France) - Chat, 2023, Drawings: Pencil, Charcoal, Pastel on Paper

Ahhh, the way his eyes light up when he talks about murdering each other (consensually)

The Bird Place That Was is redeeming itself a bit more today.

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

Queuing this for January too.

peer-reviewed tags from @thenumber0027:

#reblogging because this shit fucking works #this is what some debt consolidation agencies do for a fee and it drives me bonkers #antiwork #i literally used to work for a bank and my boss taught me this to pass on to clients so we could sell more credit cards

The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

absolutely fascinated by this facebook group that just appeared on my feed

Shadowheart will camp across the river

Chapter Time

CHAPTER 28: TWILL BUILDS A FIRE

Woman Regrets Embarking on Trip with Two Horny Freaks • Camping in Style: 1001 Things to do with Squirrels • Asshole Without Darkvision Contributing to Light Pollution • Single Man Desperate Enough to Consider Cannibal: “I already like biting in a nonsexual context"

it's not a metaphor. this is my fetish