whenever i ate tic tacs as a kid i would do this whole ritual where i pretended i was a vampire and i was taking pills that kept me from craving blood. if i forgot to eat my daily tic tacs i would act like a vampire at recess
“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me
You can't be talking like that, statics homework
girl are you a kettle because you’re sooooo hot. and yelling atme
friend chip….
If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.
SAM'S NEW WINTER OUTFIT IS A PERSONAL ATTACK
Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say
behold my masterpiece
it’s like i always say: fuck
benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰
bad parts of having job:
So the James Webb telescope took a picture of a infant star!!
The small glowing blob is protostar L1527! Caught in the glow of its sunrise-like creation the baby is only 100,00 years old! It can take up to 50 million years for a star to reach the size of our sun. This infant has a long time to go.
Located 460 light years away this is one hell of a childhood photo!
genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why
