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coronavirus: *exists* everyone: don’t go to class, don’t go to parties, avoid social contact, just lock yourself up in your room introverts: I’ve been training for this moment my entire life

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

*is self conscious of the speed of my windshield wipers*

I like big boys

itty bitty boys

mississippi boys

inner city boys

i like the pretty boys with the bow tie

get your nails did, let it blow dry

i like a big beard

i like a clean face 

i dont discriminate, come and get a taste

from the playboys 

to the gay boys

go and slay boys, you my fave boys

credit to: say-never for template

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死神

I felt this on a spiritual level

Smash Mouth was right, the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

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A trend to bring back: those massive 18th century straw hats covered in tons of flowers and bows with the ribbon that ties at the chin.

me, at 3 am, in the middle of yet another personal crisis: i need to learn 2 instruments, 1 craft and 5 languages. immediately.

Astrology is fake except for the time a Virgo broke up with me saying “your pupils don’t dilate when you look at me”

And yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked? Sleepy Hollow (1999), dir. Tim Burton

Atlantis would be a great candidate!