i treat people how i want to be treated until i notice a lack of reciprocity
then i begin to treat them how they treat me
and that’s when people usually notice that there’s a problem
“you acting different”
yeah
“Nah I’m acting like you, so the fact that you don’t like it says more about you than me tbh.”
U ever juss…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep
Blue boy stick and poke 💕
Every one should go to bed. Let’s all go to bed and figure this out in the morning
your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart
When I do something that reminds me of my mother
Queen of dumping worthless men
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
The vigil at the First Unitarian Univeralist Society on Pearl Street in Burlington, Vermont, reached its culmination when Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders urged hundreds of people mourning the victims of the Orlando shooting to create a “nation based on love”.
A member of the Islamic Society of Vermont Imam Islam said:
“We are outraged that someone committed such a crime against humanity - that person only represents himself. It does not represent me. It does not represent Islam. And it does not represent Muslims here in America or anywhere else in the world.”
#Bernie2016
u cant trust people who step on flowers
daniel radcliffe: *tries his best to widen his horizons and take on various interesting and different roles*
me: look at the harry potter man go
reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later
