one day you’ll wake up at 9:30am on a Sunday w the love of ur life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

For everyone who asked for an english version

@rosietwiggs

HERE IT IS IN ENGLISH FOR ALL OF YOU I AM DYING

i wanna hear about the other problems thames eels got going on bc obviously they’re operating on a whole other level

For each rt, good boy gets a coffee. For each like, he gets a head pat. :3

Must retweet. Coffee is life.

I see your “gay girl doesn’t realize she’s getting flirted with” and raise you “gay girl doesn’t realize she’s flirting”

Put them both in the same room and what happens? Absolutely nothing.

All these men showing up to the Met Gala in boring suits 

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

piece of advice for my closest of friends - if I’m running D&D for you and an NPC has a name with a French or German root, it’s worth translating it, it’s almost certainly major spoilers

this brought to you by the time the players literally spent a 6 hour oneshot working for Liar McLieFace, headquarters at the Department of Lying

This is Shakespearian.

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

This is so amazing. 

I’ve been trying to feed and befriend the corvids in my neighborhood for almost a year, and it isn’t working for some reason. I suspect and blame the squirrels.

X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.

“lucy liu is really out there creating stunning lesbian art huh…. we stan we stan we stan”

-  @lesbianelsa

Inside Lucy Liu’s Art Studio and Exploring “What We Choose Not to See"