" Jack North" also has a Facebook page. If anyone could start a campaign to get him shut down or deported it would make me happy.

I took a part time teaching job in March so I could also work part time at a gym, because gyms generally don’t have any children in them and I hate children and I like picking up heavy things and putting them back down. Turns out working at a gym when you don’t super know what you’re doing isn’t very lucrative, so before I get fired from that job I am preemptively looking for a full time teaching job. I found one and got an interview and was excited because it was a good amount of money for a minimal amount of work.

  I show up to the school early. In a suit. You know, to make a good impression. I called the after school boss to tell her I’d arrived and ask where I should go. She said she was gonna be 15 minutes late, but to go o the 3rd floor music room and a Korean teacher would watch my demo lesson. So I did. Not surprisingly, there was only the music teacher who had no idea why I showed up. I got some students to guide me around after that. They said I should go to the 1st floor. The teachers on the 1st floor said the 4th floor. The after school teacher on the 4th floor was not quitting any time soon so she was really confused as to why I was there. After school boss called to say she sent me to the wrong school, which really explained a lot. So I said goodbye to my new student friends and got in a cab to the other school. Once there she threw me into a classroom full of kids and told me to do English. Which I was unprepared for. I was under the impression I was going to do a mock lesson with adults, so I didn’t bring a full on lesson for 12 students with me. So I made shit up for awhile then I was cut off and I went outside to talk to the boss about specifics. The job didn’t start when she initially said it would, it wasn’t even at the same school, and it was for less money and uh, no benefits.So that wasn’t a waste of a whole day going halfway to Gimpo to get punked. I could have just said this interview went as well as anything that I’m involved with can go, and left it there. I bet Lindai would have taken this job and bragged to the world about how awesome it was. Twonk. That asshole finally added me on facebook after about a year, still singing the praises of how wonderful shithole Guangzhou is. I hate him. 

When Geminis get into a stressful situation, you'll often find that they react like individuals, in numerous different ways, because stars are stupid and they don't tell anyone what to do.

The only love in my life.

Courtesy of thefatjewish. The same goes for tarot cards. Idiots.

YES A FUCKING FALL WHITE MOCHA, DOG

In the next day aftermath of HBC fest, there's a group of goons outside my window singing Champagne Supernova at the absolute top of their lungs. Good job being 20 years too late, guys. Pretty sure you were all about 6 years old when that song was released. I hate this neighborhood.

Deep thoughts.

All words are made up words.

You know what I'm sick of already? Everyone bitching about the weather getting colder. It's Fall. It's October. That's what the weather does SHUT UP.

Monday

Happy Monday, go fuck yourself.

Omg hazelnut coffee kkkkk ㅋㅋㅋㅋ treat yoself lololol

Happy Hangul Day. How about not showering because every time you turn the kitchen sink on it backs up the shower WHAT THE FUCK.

On an unrelated note, fuck cats. Seriously. Yeah they're cute and shit but not The-Most-Posted-Thing-on-the-Internet cute.