This is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school* also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*

when someone is grading your paper and asks the teacher “does it count if they put … ”

me looking at my grades

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

me: can i use the bathroom?

teacher: i don’t know. can you?

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

this girl in my physics class asked who invented walking

this information is so satisfying but idk what to do with it

WHAT IS THIS I’M LAUGHING

no pigeons no deal