Clone girlies, serious question…

when you come up with a Kanan!lives AU and realize you have to write it 😭

Bonus:

ECHO EARS DUMP

Enjoy fellow Echo girlies

Average night on the Marauder

Hunter *tucking Omega in*: Goodnight, sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. 

Tech: Technically, there would be no bed bugs. We just cleaned. Why do you think there are bed bugs?

Crosshair: Goodnight. Sleep tight, don’t let the monsters haunt you.

Wrecker: Monsters?

Omega: What monsters?

Echo *sighs*: There are no bed bugs, there are no monsters. Just go to bed. 

Wrecker: But what monsters?

Hunter: No monsters. 

Omega: Just bed bugs. 

Tech: Again, there should be no bed bugs. Have you seen signs of them?

Echo: All of you go to sleep

*Quiet for a minute* 

Wrecker: But why does Batcher always sleep with Crosshair? No fair, I wanna turn

Omega: She sometimes sleeps by me

Wrecker: No fair

Crosshair: She just likes me best

Tech: Technically, it may be because of Crosshair’s unresolved trauma. Dogs tend to know when humans are not alright. Although that may not be a good enough reason because many of us have unresolved issues. 

Hunter: Yes, thank you for calling us out Tech, now go to sleep

 *Quiet for another minute*

Omega: I need some water

Wrecker: I have to use the refresher

Tech: It is too hot in here to sleep. What temperature is the ship set at? This is not the optimal sleeping environment

Hunter: Do not touch the thermostat!

Echo: WOULD YOU GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?

Crosshair: Okay, mom.

We all like us some good Coruscant Guard whump where they’re abused by the Senate and the ppl and their brothers fighting on the front, but can I get epic blackmailer Fox? The guards are treated like furniture by a lot of the senate; imagine all the secrets and scandals they might here!

Really, let Fox blackmail the Senate into giving him and his brothers (even the jackass ones) rights as sentients. And then let him nap

Chancellor Palpatine: “And finally we have a petition for… Clone Rights… From Marshall Commander Fox…”

Fox, unnoticed until now, from a guest Senate Pod: “Thank you Chancellor. I think it’s about time we got around to it.”

Chancellor Palpatine, on the verge of either a tantrum or laughing himself sick: “What is this? We don’t have time for this foolish-”

*The sound of thousands of Datapad/Comlink notifications going off*

A heavy thick silence settles as thousands of Senators blanch at the information they’ve just received. Including the Chancellor.

Chancellor Palpatine, hastily stuffing his Datapad into his robe: “Motion passed! Congratulations on those Rights trooper! Everyone dismissed!”

Fox, grinning smugly under his helmet: “Why thank you… My Lord.”

*Ten minutes later the Jedi bust into the Chancellors office to arrest him for war crimes and using his sithly wiles to groom a Jedi padawan*

*Meanwhile in the Guard barracks*

Thorn, reading off news headlines to a dozing Fox: “You’re being called the Clone that saved Democracy.”

Fox, facedown on his bunk, half asleep: “Neat.”

Thire, frantically trying to keep up with order notifications flooding their inbox: “You’re also being banned from ever setting foot in the Rotunda again! The Senators are pretty unanimous on this!”

Stone, trying to help Thire: “What did you do?!”

Fox, finally drifting off to sleep: “A good job.”

I'm not even going to caption this.

Yeah that's it that's the post

Hunter Bad Batch 💀

Idk I just like clones in leather jackets

The Daughter

Kix is canonically alive in The Force Awakens era, friends.

“You keep twisting like that, it will take twice as long to heal,” Kix warns in a tone usually reserved for uppity cadets. It works, Finn gingerly straightens his posture, and Kix ties off the fresh bandages with a careful tug.

“Good to go-” he says, biting off ‘trooper’ just as Finn’s hand twitches with the urge to salute. 

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Echo: They're my EARS, Tech...

Tech: And these are children. I thought that was obvious.

ONE, just one disapproving look from Big Brother Echo, and it changed Emerie entire world.

Emerie: I, I was only doing my job.

Echo: Bitch please

Emerie: I'm sorry

hope the zillo beast eats hemlock 🙏

Knew he was a killer first time that I saw him

But if he's a ghost, then I can be a phantom

Crosshair in The Bad Batch Season 2

I just keep feeling y’all Maul Memes✨

“We all agree this is Cody’s fault?” Fox asks, hands on his hips as he looks around.

Wolffe snorts. “Absolutely. I will not get into shit with General Plo.”

“Does this face look like it could do wrong?” Bly says, pointing at himself. “No. Cody’s on the other hand…”

“It’s the deep waters you gotta look out for,” Wolffe nods sagely.

“I will kill you all and make it look like an accident.”

“That’s the spirit,” Fox grins, slapping Cody’s shoulder in encouragement. “Hold that expression until the sergeant arrives for processing.”

The people cried… and they cried for Bly’s fat ass to fill the void left in their hearts by the waning of Fox’s fat tiddies…..

based on that on that one Perseus statue 

anyway here’s bly’s butt! I had to put him in shorts so that tumblr wouldn’t annihilate me. However if you wanna see the uncensored version, it’s over on my patreon (thatfunkyopossum), available only to my patreons! 

“Which of you idiots took my blacks?” Bly shouts at the nearest vode, pointing at the idiots poorly hiding their hilarity. 

He feels vindicated when they freeze in fear. As they stand to attention though, he straightens instinctively and knows in his guts that his day has just gotten worse. Slowly, he glances over his shoulder.

General Secura is standing behind him. Her eyebrows are climbing up to her headdress, her lips are parted in surprise and slowly curving in amusement.

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